Catskinner's Book (The Book Of Lost Doors) (14 page)

“This okay?” Russwin asked. His voice was low and calm, with a hint of some rural accent.

Godiva nodded. “Sure. Mr. White, how about you join your partner?”

White made a large circle around us and backed up to the back of the car. “Okay, now could you please tell us what you are doing here?”

Godiva grinned at him. “Shopping.”

White shook his head. “I don't believe you.”

Godiva turned to Russwin. “What federal agency do you two work for, exactly?”

“State Department.”

“Uh huh. Got some ID?”

Russwin reached carefully into his jacket and pulled out a wallet. He flipped it open. Godiva leaned forward and spat in his face.

The effect was electric. Russwin cursed and began clawing at his eyes with his free hand. His gun was waving all over the place. I felt Catskinner surge forward and I let him go, and then the gun was in my hand. White started to bring his gun up, and then it was in my other hand and White was on the ground behind their car.

“Nobody move!” I shouted, and felt Catskinner retreat—a little—as I said it. White lifted his hands without getting up. Russwin was still rubbing his face. I stood there with a gun in each hand.

“Hey,” White said. “Let's just all relax a little, all right? Take a deep breath. Cobb, are you okay?”

 “She spit acid in my face!” He sounded upset, but not injured.

“It's allyl isothiocyanate, actually,” Godiva explained, which explained nothing. Realizing that, she added, “It's the active ingredient in horseradish.”

I stared at her. “You didn't eat any horseradish,” I objected.

“My body can synthesize—that's not important right now. He'll be fine, it just hurts.”

“Damn right it does,” Russwin muttered bitterly.

“It's okay, though, right?” White was speaking very slowly and a little too calm. “Nobody's hurt, right? Nobody has to do anything drastic.”
 

I was in favor of not doing anything drastic. Federal agents were cops, and cops never stop looking for people who do drastic things to other cops.

“Okay. . .” I thought for a few seconds. “How about I throw the guns behind the store, and then we take off and you forget you ever saw us?”
 

“Works for me,” Russwin growled. He'd stopped rubbing his face and sounded better.

“No!” Godiva objected. “Not until we get some answers.”

White propped himself up on his elbows. “Okay, ask away.”

Russwin dropped his hands. His face was red and blotchy. “Tom . . .”
 

White sighed. “Yes, Cobb, I know.”

“I'm just saying. . . .”
 

White turned his head to look up to where his partner leaned against the car. “You were right, and I was wrong. Are you happy now?”

“Not really.” Russwin looked at Godiva. “What do you want to know?”

“What are you two doing here?”

“Surveillance,” White said, as if the answer should have been obvious.

“On whom?”

They paused on that one, shared a glance. Russwin fielded it. “We have intelligence that indicates this location may be used by agents of a foreign power.”

“How foreign?” I asked. “I mean, you're not talking about France or Norway here, right? Agents of someplace a lot farther away?”
 

Godiva shot me a warning glance, but I figured they already knew more than most people or they wouldn't be here.

A slow thoughtful nod from Russwin, then; “Yeah. Very foreign agents.”

“So the government knows about . . . the outsiders?”  
 

Russwin looked down at the ground, “Well, I wouldn't say—”

White interrupted him quickly. “We can't comment on that.”

Interesting. I looked down at the guns. I was still holding one in each hand. They were getting heavy but I didn't want to set them down. They were identical chrome automatics. I didn't know much about guns, but they looked like cop guns to me.
 

“Why does your car have New Mexico plates?” Godiva asked suddenly. I looked at the back of the car—I hadn't noticed before, but she was right.

That caught them off guard. “It's what we were issued,” White said, but he didn't sound convincing. Russwin sighed, still looking at the ground.

“You're not really federal agents,” Godiva said.

Russwin looked up at her. “Actually, we really are. The situation is, uh—”

“Kind of fluid,” White finished for him.

“Non-conventional” Russwin added.

“Ad hoc,” from White.
 

“We operate primarily as inter-agency liaisons,” Russwin concluded.
 

Godiva raised her eyebrows. “Really. Between which agencies?”

“Well,” White began, “you have to realize that there is a considerable degree of jurisdictional latitude within the federal system—”

“If something were to happen to you two right now, who would come looking for you?” Godiva asked.

Another shared look. “The Bureau, of course, it'd be their jurisdiction,” from Russwin.
 

“So if I called the local FBI office right now they'd be able to confirm that you're federal agents?”

“Now, I couldn't say that the local duty officer would be in a position to provide confirmation, as such,” from White.

“There are procedures, you know. Channels.” Russwin added.

“It might take some time to process a request like that.” White again. “Days. Weeks, even.”

I was getting tired of them, and the guns were still heavy. “I bet they work for Morgan.”

Everybody got really quiet.

“Morgan?” White asked slowly.

“I knew a Joanna Morgan at BIA in Oklahoma City,” Russwin ventured.

“Keith Morgan.” I said, “Here in town. He wants to kill me, and I think you work for him.”

“No.” From White.

“Absolutely not.” From Russwin.

Godiva chewed her lip. “No, I think they're just con men.”

“Now wait just a minute,” White seemed genuinely indignant. “We do a lot of important work. You know—you know damn well—that there are things out there that most of the human race is not prepared to deal with. That includes law enforcement on every level. We provide intelligence that allows agencies to make informed decisions. Intelligence that saves lives.”

“You lie to them.” Godiva interpreted.

“We tell them what they'll believe.” Russwin didn't sound angry, just old and very tired. “You figure if we told Interstate Commerce that this video piracy operation here was run by some kind of hive mind organism using human hosts they'd take it seriously? Instead we say it's a Ukrainian mob and exaggerate the numbers a little, play up the human trafficking and brainwashing angles. We tell them what's going to give them a fighting chance to survive what they're walking into.”
 

“That still doesn't explain who you're working for,” Godiva pointed out.

“I like to think that we're working for the human race,” White said.

I sighed. More knights. “Yeah, you and Alice.”

Russwin stiffened. “Alice?  Alice who?”

Godiva rolled her eyes at me. I shrugged—I'm just not cut out for covert ops.

“You're talking about Alice Mason, aren't you?” White growled. “What have you done with her?”

“Relax,” Godiva spread her hands, “Alice is a common name.”

White dropped to the ground and rolled under the car.

Catskinner jerked my body to follow but I fought him. From under the car I heard a metallic slide and click. A very weapon-like sound.
 

“Yes, Alice Mason, but she's fine!” I shouted. It was all I could do to hold Catskinner back. “We're working with her—I'm not going to hurt her!”

“Bullshit!” from White under the car. “Mason doesn't work with OTH assets.”

OTH? I wondered, and then Catskinner surged up like a wave and I was swept away. I was on top of the car and then sliding down the hood and then Russwin was in my arms, his hands pinioned at his sides. Catskinner had dropped the gun in my left hand. I wasn't sure when.
 

“throw out the shotgun now or i rip out his heart.”

“Let him go or I shoot your girlfriend's legs off!” White countered.

Don't let Godiva get hurt, I silently begged Catskinner.

i won't. trust me.

“Everybody!” Godiva hollered, “Just! Calm! The! Fuck! Down!”

Catskinner was half facing the road. In my peripheral vision I could see traffic continuing to flow up and down Manchester road. People just drove right by our little drama. People see what they want to see.

Godiva took a deep breath. “White, Alice Mason was fine when we left her this morning. Russwin, why don't you call her and ask her about us? Catskinner, let Russwin go so he can make the call. He's not a threat to you.”
 

“the other one is.”

 “The shotgun's pointed at me, not you. I'm the one taking the risk. Let him go.” Godiva was speaking very slowly and carefully.

i don't like this.

Me, either, but she's right. Let him go, and maybe we can avoid any more violence.

Catskinner released Russwin, but he kept control of my body. I was starting to really worry about my blood sugar reserves.

Russwin faced Catskinner. “I'm going to get my phone out now.” He reached slowly into his jacket pocket and came out with a phone.

“mr. white if you shoot godiva i will skin both of you.”

“Understood.” from under the car.

Russwin paged through the numbers on his phone and selected one. I could hear it ring, then—

“Alice. Hi, it's Cobb Russwin. Look, we've got kind of a situation here.”

A pause. I could hear that Alice was talking, but couldn't catch the words.

“Well, we've run across a couple of folks that say they know you—”

Another pause.

“Yeah, that's them, all right.”

A big white truck was slowing as it approached the entrance to the parking lot. I probably wouldn't have noticed it, but Catskinner did and he moved my head to follow it.

Russwin chuckled, then said, “I'll tell him that.” Louder; “Tom, Alice says stop being such a dick.”  

From under the car White started saying, “Look, you tell her—” but I missed the rest because the white truck turned into the lot and began accelerating towards us, and Catskinner let go of Russwin and launched me towards it.

My feet were hitting the windshield and going through it in a shower of glass before I got a good look at the driver, and then Catskinner threw him out of the cab.

drive. now.

And I was in the driver's seat, both figuratively and literally. Catskinner couldn't handle machines, something about the concept of indirect action was beyond him. I grabbed the steering wheel and spun it. I didn't have time to try to find the pedals, and it was headed straight for the car.
 

Evidently big trucks don't corner so well at high speed. I could tell that it was tipping, but there wasn't a hell of a lot I could do except try to hang on. All the loose trash in the cab—fast food wrappers, coffee cups, random tools—came at me.
 

i didn't expect you to crash it.

I didn't have a lot of choice.

There was a whole lot of noise and a whole lot of glass, and then I was lying on my side against what was left of the driver's side window with the wind knocked out of me and new set of bruises pretty much everywhere.

Chapter Fourteen

“for all things that live and must one day die, weep tears of blood. for all that dies and first must live, weep tears of iron.”

The motor was still running, ragged and choppy, so I reached up and turned the key until it stopped.

I started to get up. I hurt, but didn't seem to be badly injured anywhere. There was a lot of blood on the pavement, but it wasn't coming from me. I guessed the driver went under the wheel when Catskinner tossed him out of the cab. I'd missed White and Russwin's car, The truck lay on its side diagonally across the lot. The two feds—or psuedofeds, or whatever they were—stood behind the car, next to Godiva. They weren't threatening her, all three of them were looking at me.
 

I'd managed to mostly fill my lungs, so I tried calling to them. “I'm okay.” I didn't sound convincing, even to myself.

“Get out of the truck!” Godiva hollered back, which is when I smelled something burning.

I didn't want to turn my body over to Catskinner until I had figured out just how badly I was worn down, but if I didn't move quickly he would take it. I got to my feet and stepped out through the shattered windshield. I was unsteady on feet, but vertical.

I was tottering towards the car when I heard something moving from the truck. It sounded like a chain being dragged across concrete and I felt a heat like the inside of an oven. Catskinner reached and I let him have control—I'd take exhaustion and some pulled muscles over being incinerated.

Catskinner sprinted to the car and I saw that all three of them had guns—White had the shotgun that had been hidden under the car, Russwin and Godiva each had one of the automatics. Catskinner dropped and rolled, under the car and up on my feet on the other side, next to Godiva. Only then did I get a chance to see whatever they were all aiming at.