Authors: Bertolt Brecht
Contradiction.
YOUNG EDWARD:
Help, Uncle Kent. Mortimer will wrong me.
KENT:
Hands off England’s royal blood!
ABBOT:
Would you really crown him in this bedlam?
MORTIMER:
So says the law.
RICE AP HOWELL:
So says your desire.
ABBOT:
Therefore I ask you by the law
In the presence of that man’s brother, son, wife:
Has King Edward resigned?
MORTIMER:
Aye.
ABBOT:
Your witness?
MORTIMER:
Robert Berkeley.
KENT:
Who is dead.
RICE AP HOWELL:
Berkeley is dead?
KENT:
These seven days.
RICE AP HOWELL:
Said you not that you had news this very day
He was on his way to London?
ABBOT:
Since your witness, Lord Mortimer, is out this world
Be it these two or seven days
With your consent ride I to Berkeley
To bring a little light.
KENT:
At Berkeley you’ll find blood upon the stones
But not the king.
RICE AP HOWELL:
Did you not say the king was at Berkeley?
MORTIMER:
And so I thought. Times pressed us hard.
In Wales the rebels gave us scarce a moment’s
Breath. With greater leisure and
More opportune time much will be
Made clear.
ABBOT:
Thus is your first witness, Berkeley, dead
And your second, Edward, disappeared.
MORTIMER:
If I must fish through all the isle
With nets I shall
Uncover witnesses.
KENT:
First fish through your army, Mortimer.
I saw my brother among pikes and lances
Driven down the highway by a rout.
ABBOT:
Spoke your brother to you?
KENT:
His mouth
Was gagged. What think you, Archbishop
His lips had testified an they were able?
MORTIMER:
Wilt thou pretend that he has not resigned?
Strike off his head! He shall have martial law.
EDWARD:
My lord, he is my uncle and shall live.
MORTIMER:
My lord, he is your enemy and shall die.
KENT:
Wouldst have my head then, butcher Mortimer?
Where is the head of Edward Longshanks’
Firstborn son?
ABBOT:
The man is not at Berkeley nor at Shrewsbury.
Where is the man today, Roger Mortimer?
EDWARD:
Mother, permit him not to kill our Uncle
Kent!
ANNE:
Ask me not, child, I dare not speak a word.
KENT:
Plead you with the murderer for the murdered?
Seek in the Thames, seek in the Scottish pines
The resting place of him who found no refuge
Because his teeth held back that yes
You so desired.
RICE AP HOWELL:
Where is the man today, Roger Mortimer?
ABBOT:
Has he resigned?
MORTIMER:
Call the Commons for the eleventh of February.
Before them with his own lips Edward will
Affirm his abdication. And I
Reaping mistrust where I sowed thanks
Prepared to bring my heart and every hour
Lived out in Westminster before God’s judgement
Relinquishing my office in your hands
O Queen, repairing to my books
Which I, my only true friends, bartered
Years ago for war’s discomforts and the world’s
Ill-will, I make charge before the Peers and you
Against this Kent, Edward Longshanks’ son
Of high treason, and I claim his head.
ABBOT:
You dare greatly.
MORTIMER:
It is for you, my lady.
ANNE:
Thus say I:
Be Edmund Kent banished from London.
KENT
to Mortimer
:
You shall pay this to the very dregs.
Gladly Kent leaves Westminster
Where he was born and where now
A bull keeps house with his ruttish wife.
ANNE:
You, Earl Mortimer, are still the Lord Protector.
ABBOT:
And I summon the Commons for the eleventh of February.
That by what Edward himself shall say
The naked truth be made as clear as day.
Exeunt all save Mortimer
.
MORTIMER
alone, brings in the two Gurneys
:
You’ll make your man say aye
To every question. Engrave it on him.
But the eleventh of February be in London.
You have full power. He must say aye.
AFTER FOURTEEN YEARS ABSENCE KING EDWARD SEES THE CITY OF LONDON ONCE AGAIN.
Edward. The two Gurneys
.
ELDER GURNEY:
My lord, look not so pensive.
EDWARD:
Since you are come, each time that night falls
You lead me over land. Where must I go now?
Go not so fast. I have not eaten and
I am all weak, my hair falls out, my
Senses swoon from my body’s stench.
YOUNGER GURNEY:
Are you in such good humour, sire?
EDWARD:
Aye.
ELDER GURNEY:
We come now to a great city.
Will it content you to see the Eel?
EDWARD:
Aye.
YOUNGER GURNEY:
Are those not willows there, sire?
EDWARD:
Aye.
ELDER GURNEY:
The Eel likes not men to visit him
Half washed. Here is channel water.
Sit down, I pray, that we may barber you.
EDWARD:
Not with puddle water!
YOUNGER GURNEY:
So you would have us barber you with
Puddle water?
They barber him with ditch water
.
ELDER GURNEY:
The nights are beginning to draw in.
YOUNGER GURNEY:
Tomorrow is the eleventh of February.
ELDER GURNEY:
Was it not a certain Gaveston
That brought you to this pass?
EDWARD:
Aye. This Gaveston I do remember well.
YOUNGER GURNEY:
Hold still!
ELDER GURNEY:
Will you do everything we bid you?
EDWARD:
Aye. Is this London?
YOUNGER GURNEY:
This is the City of London, sire.
ELEVENTH OF FEBRUARY, 1326.
Soldiers and crowd before Westminster
.
FIRST
: The eleventh of February will count among the most important days in England’s history.
SECOND
: A man’s toes freeze on such a night as this.
THIRD
: And we have waited here for seven hours.
SECOND
: Is Ned already in there?
FIRST
: He must pass by to go to Parliament.
SECOND
: There’s a light again up there in Westminster.
THIRD
: Will the Eel bring him round?
FIRST
: I’ll lay a silver shilling on the Eel.
SECOND
: And I two shillings on Ned.
FIRST
: What’s your name?
SECOND
: Smith. And yours?
FIRST
: Baldock.
THIRD
: It’ll snow for sure about morning.
Edward, blindfold, the two Gurneys
.
ELDER GURNEY:
Are you content to be at last at the Eel’s?
EDWARD:
Aye. Where is the Eel?
YOUNGER GURNEY:
That you’ll soon see.
Exeunt the two Gurneys
.
Enter Mortimer
.
MORTIMER:
As London’s sweaty market has so forced matters
That my head for these few minutes almost hangs
Upon a yea or nay from this man’s humbled lips
So from him in his weakened state will I
Rip out this yea like a tooth.
Takes off Edward’s blindfold
.
EDWARD:
Is this Westminster and are you the Eel?
MORTIMER:
So men call me. It is a harmless beast.
You are weary; you shall eat
Drink, bathe perhaps. Would you like that?
EDWARD:
Aye.
MORTIMER:
You shall find yourself a friend.
Edward looks at him
.
You shall be taken to England’s Parliament.
There before the Peers you’ll testify
You have resigned.
EDWARD:
Draw nearer, Mortimer.
We give you leave to sit. But for our
Broken health be brief
In your petition.
MORTIMER
to himself
:
He is hard. Antaeus-like
He draws strength from Westminster’s soil.
Aloud
:
Brevity’s the salt in watery soup. I
Have come for your reply if you’ll
Resign in favour of your son Edward.
EDWARD:
Thirteen years away from Westminster
After long campaigns, the thorny exercise
Of command, the flesh’s needs have led me to
A commonplace concern with the welfare and
Decline of this my body.
MORTIMER:
I understand you.
Nightly wanderings, human disenchantment
Give pause for thought. And do you
After all this weariness of which you speak
And which you’ve borne so patiently, with such
Broken health, still intend now
To continue office?
EDWARD:
That is not in our plan.
MORTIMER:
Will you consent?
EDWARD:
That is not in our plan. The substance
Of these last days starts to clear. Edward, whose
Fall approaches, inexorable yet
Not fearful, knows himself. Not wishing much
To die he savours the usefulness of
Withering destruction. Edward, who no more
Poor Edward is, thinks death but little price
For such pleasure in his murderer. So then
When it is time, Mortimer, come yourself.
MORTIMER:
I see you grossly wrapped up in yourself
Whiles I, no longer sullied by a taste
For power, bear on my shoulders
This island that one workday word
Upon your lips can save from civil war.
Blunt perhaps in feelings, yet knowing much
No doubt not kingly, yet just perhaps
Not even that if you will, but yet
The rough stammering mouth of poor England
I ask you and I pray you:
Resign.
EDWARD:
Approach us not with such a mean request!
And yet at this hour when my body
Purifies I yearn to feel
Your hands about my throat.
MORTIMER:
You fight well. As one well versed in rhetoric
Whom men call the Eel, and valuing
Your taste, none the less I ask you
In this sober matter, at this night hour
For a brief answer.
Edward is silent
.
Do not stop your ears! Lest the weight
Of human tongues, a moment’s whim
And at the last misunderstanding, plunge
England in the ocean, speak now!
Edward is silent
.
Will you resign before the Commons at noon
Today?
Edward is silent
.
MORTIMER:
Will you not resign? You
Refuse?
EDWARD:
Though Edward must in swiftest time
Bring to a close more tangled matters
Than you, O busy Mortimer, can know
Yet while he’s in this world he takes good care
For all that
Not to meddle arrogantly
In your affairs that from a growing
Distance seem to him most
Murky.
Therefore your question has no yea or nay.
Stitched up, his lips will nothing say.
MORTIMER
alone
:
So long as he draws breath it can come to light.
Since not rough winds could snatch his foolish
Mantle from him, nor the warm sun draw it
Off, let it go rot
With him.
A scrap of paper cunningly prepared
Odourless, proving nothing, shall this
Chance resolve.
Since he gives my question neither yea or nay
I shall give an answer in like kind.
‘Eduardum occidere nolite timere bonum est.’
I leave out the comma. Then can it read:
‘Kill not the king, ’tis good to fear the worst’
Or depending on their state of innocence
Or whether they have dined or fasted:
‘Fear not to kill the king, ’tis good he die.’
Unpointed as it is thus shall it go.
Now is England
Under us, above us God, who’s very old.
My sole witness I take before the Peers.