Authors: Stephen Sewell
But there she was, standing on a city street corner, saying to him in that cute-as-a-button voice of hers that she used when she wanted you to do something really bad, âWe gotta do something about J. He's got to go.'
Ezra was in his sparkly clean, never-seen-mud Range Rover, looking at her. He knew what she was saying, and had no doubt she did as well. This was a dangerous woman, and Ezra wasn't sure he was up to it any more.
âHe's in Witness Protection, Janine,' he answered. âYou know what Witness Protection means?'
âHere's the address of where he's staying,' she said with a smile, handing him a piece of paper.
Looking at it, Ezra wondered where she'd gotten it, but not for long. He knew. A woman capable of contemplating the murder of her grandson is capable of anything.
The street was nowhere to conduct a conversation like this, so he got her in the car. âYou really want to go down this path?' he asked. âWe're still working on this.' And then, his curiosity getting the better of him, he held up the address, continuing, âWhere did you get this?'
Smurf smiled. She wasn't going to tell him. âI've been around a long time, sweetie,' she said in that sickly sweet tone of hers, adding, âJ's turned and he's not coming back. Even if the boys get off, I won't be seeing him again.'
He was watching her, and she didn't flinch.
He organised a meeting at his city office between Smurf and a certain Detective Randall Roache, Craig's former business acquaintance, who was now in search of a new partner.
There, sitting in front of a walnut bookshelf heavy with leather-bound tomes of criminal law, Roache tried to sound sympathetic.
âLook, I know you've got a problem, Janine,' he said. âBut I don't see how this mess your boys are in has got anything to do with me.'
SmurfâJanineâlistened politely as he continued.
âSo, if you've called me in here to see if there's some strings I can pull, then you're way off course.'
Smurf had her own ideas. âHey, Randall,' she said, looking smug and chirpy, âbefore you go on, this boy who's currently being looked after under Witness Protection'ânamely, her grandson, Jââtell me if you agree with this,' she said. âThis boy who's being looked after, he knows who you are ⦠and what you've been up to.'
If Roache was startled by the observation, he didn't show it, but it had started to have a cumulative effect; he felt the movement inside him of something unfamiliar. Revulsion is what it was.
She was the real thing.
âAnd you know how these things go,' she continued, screwing it down so Roache wouldn't misunderstand. âThey're gonna ask him all sorts of questions, about everything he's ever seen or done. Everyone he's ever met. And he's met you, hasn't he? He has,' she said, reminding him, just in case he'd forgotten. But he hadn't. She was smiling now, because she knew she had him. âAnd you've done some bad things, sweetie, haven't you?'
Roache's blood was pumping. It wasn't a very comfortable position to be in and he didn't like being there. But he knew now he was dealing with someone a lot tougher than her sons.
âI want this part to be clear,' Smurf continued. âThis is not about you doing me a favour or me blackmailing you or anything like that. It's just a bad situation for everyone.'
She was good. She was very good. And she had him by the short and curlies.
âEzra's got the address,' she said. âIt shouldn't be too hard to set up a raid on the house. There'd be reasonable grounds, what with all the strange activityâthe comings and goings day and night. One of the neighbours might have seen a gun or something. This is your area of expertise. I'm not trying to tell you how to suck eggs. What do you think?'
What he thought was that she was the toughest nut he'd ever come across. He'd met some hard bastards, and there'd probably be a few people who would describe him like that as well, but he'd never met anyone who would ask a policeman to kill their own grandson. That was a first. And not even for anything he'd done, or was; just because of what he knew.
Roache had seen him. He was just a kid, like any kid you'd meet in any schoolyard in the country, and here was his grandmother soliciting his murder. Was that love? Could what Smurf felt for her sons be called love, that it could make her do this? Roache had thought he'd seen it all, but she was something else.
âI really don't see how anything can be done, Janine,' he said, trying to tough it out.
âRandall,' Smurf said, sounding like his mum, âI feel sick about this. I'm not happy at all. Not one little bit. But we do what we have to do. We do what we must. Just because we don't
want
to do something doesn't mean it can't be done.'
Leckie had gone out and J was eating some three-minute noodles he'd shown him how to cook when he realised something was going down. One of the plainclothes boofheads guarding him, the one with the big ears, rushed anxiously past to the other two watching TV in the front room and pointed out the window to where he could see armed men in police get-up stalking towards the house.
âThey're cops,' the man cried. âGet on the blower, quick.'
âWho says they're cops?' the other one spat back, slamming in his ammo clip and taking up a defensive position.
Shit, they were under attack.
J looked out the back door for an escape.
âFuck that, there's six of them,' the third guy was saying, already chickening out.
âYell to them! Tell them!' the first guy said.
âJust because they're wearing fucking flak jackets with
Police
written on, it doesn't mean they're coppers!' the third guy said. âGet to your positions!'
Great police protection. The shooting hadn't even started and they were already cracking up.
J stood, trying to work out which was the best way to go.
âI'm not fighting a war over some fuckwit kid,' the second one said. And, with that, he laid down his gun.
âFuck you!' the third guy roared. âPick it up and do your job!'
âI'm with him!' the first guy called, putting down his gun and dropping to his knees. âThey've got armalites!'
That was enough for J, and he was off.
Roache was coming down the side of the house, gun at the ready. He'd never killed anyone before; he'd pointed his gun, but he'd never shot, and his heart was thumping.
Swinging around the corner, he saw J running out of the house. âFreeze,' he cried, raising his gun as he heard the sounds of shouting inside the house and the door splintering.
Turning, J recognised Roache from the pet shop.
âFreeze, you fuck!' the cop roared as loudly as he could, hoping the men inside could back him up.
To serve and protect
, that's what he'd promised, and for some reason those words shot through his mind just at that moment, and maybe that's what threw him.
J was gone, up and over the back fence before Roache could let one loose.
Fuck! Roache didn't know what to do. He'd let him go!
âThey're police! They're police!' he heard voices calling from the chaos inside.
Rushing to the fence, he tried to get J in his sights again, but the kid was already two backyards away. He'd fucked it. He'd blown it.
âAbort! Abort!' he roared, trying to recover his authority as he shoved his gun back into its holster. What was he going to do? What the fuck was he going to do?
âThey're police!' someone else called.
To serve and protect.
But J was away. And now he knew. If he hadn't before, he did now. Nothing the cops said could be trusted. They were liars, they were corrupt and they were cowards, and they were the last people you could rely on in an emergency. And if this wasn't an emergency, J didn't know what was.
He didn't have much time to think, but he thought harder than he ever had. He knew what he had to do, but knowing and doing it were two different things. He'd never faced anything like this before. This was a trap. There was no way out, and there were no good solutions. Everything that he'd ever thought about how the world worked and what you could do about it was wrong. He was on his own, and he had to come up with his own solution.
Making his way back to the house, he finally stood at the screen door. âI wanna get Pope out of jail,' he said as she looked at him, bemused and bewildered to see him alive. âI can't live like this.'
âOf course, dear,' she said, amazed at this turn of events. Sometimes, even when things go wrong, they go right, and, for once in this whole mess, it looked like things had started to go right for Smurf.
âI want to set up a meeting with Ezra and the barrister from the committal,' J said.
âOkay, of course,' Smurf replied, wondering how much he knew or had been able to figure out.
âI don't trust Ezra, so I'm not going to anyone's house.'
His tone had changed: it was like he was a different boy, or maybe not a boy at all any more.
âIt has to be somewhere public,' he continued, âbut it also has to be somewhere no-one we know would go.'
âOkay, honey, okay,' Smurf said, going along with him, sensing he knew what he was up to, even if she wasn't sure herself. But either way, it was going to work out in her favour. If he cut a deal with her, he'd alter his evidence and the boys would get off in court. And if he didn't, well, if he didn't, she'd cross that bridge when she came to it.
âOkay, honey, okay,' she said again, and it looked like at last it was going to be.
They met in the art gallery.
J hadn't even known it existed. Hardly knew what the pictures were for. But there were people there, looking at them. People with soft faces and hands, not people like the ones he knew.
âMate, if you really want to help the boys,' Ezra said, wondering what he knew and if he was wired, âcoming home is the best thing to do.'
âI'm not coming home,' J said. âI'm not safe there.'
âYes, you are, dear,' Smurf assured him.
âNo, I'm not,' J answered without any rancour. He was just stating a simple fact. âI'm not safe in Witness Protection either but I'd rather take my chances there.'
âYou'll be safe at home, honey,' Smurf repeated, anxious to get him back so she could keep an eye on him. She liked having the things that were important to her close to her.
âLook, I'm not coming home,' J answered confidently. âI'm going back there. I'm just letting you all know that I'm here to help.'
He was different. He wasn't the shy young kid he'd been; he'd started to work it out. So they'd have to try a different approach.
Ezra looked worried.
âI think J's made his position clear,' the sharply dressed barrister from the committal said, as she flashed a smile at him. âWhere that leaves us now is to decide how best to proceed, given the brave offer of assistance.'
She had her own ideas, and, after all, she was a barrister: they all liked to think they were running the show.
âYou know what I liked about the committal hearing?' she continued warmly, leaning forwards. âWhat I liked was that for the most part their case looked pretty flimsy.' Her eyes sparkled with anticipation. âLargely dependent on witness testimony.' And gesturing to J, she continued, âAnd here we've got their star witness.'
It was a pleasure, hearing her lay things out so clearly.
âPersonally, I'd rather tackle the evidence I saw at the committal than any re-jigged brief they come up with should J suddenly ⦠switch camps. You know what I mean?'
They did. They were going to blindside Leckie.
And while J now had an excuse not to go home, he sensed the sharks brushing by his legs.
âSo I think we should just get into it,' she concluded. âThere's a bunch of things we'll need to go through here, like â¦'
And that's what they did. Under the watchful gaze of the country's founding fathers framed in gold on the august walls around them, they plotted how they were going to rort the system. And as J was rehearsed in the evidence he was to give, he got yet another insight into the way things really worked.
âHe's a smart cookie,' Ezra said to Smurf later, as they walked through the Great Hall towards the exit.
Smurf looked askance at the lawyer, wondering what he was getting at. âHe's a Cody,' she said.
âAre you sure?' the man replied as he turned to face her in front of the sheets of water cascading down the glass wall in front of them.
âWhat do you mean?' she asked.
âJanine, we've known each other for a long time, haven't we?'
âLong enough,' she answered.
âAnd I've always done the right thing by you.'
âYou've been paid to,' Smurf answered.
âI have,' Ezra agreed. âBut I've got to tell you, this is probably going to be the last time.'
âWhy's that, Ezra?' she asked, hitching her skirt up and putting her hand on her hip. She'd been given the brush-off before.
âBecause life is short,' Ezra answered. âFor some of us, it's a lot shorter than for others. This game you and the boys are playing with the coppers, it's going to come to a sticky end. You might beat them this time, and with J's help you probably will, but they'll be back in one way or another, and when they are, I don't want to be around.'
She knew what he was talking about, but she was winning, so she wasn't afraid.
âYou see, that's the difference between you and me,' Smurf answered. âFor you, this is a job. You can duck down here with the rest of us and see how the other half live, and then you can go back to your mansion up there and laugh about it all with your rich mates over cocktailsâbut for us, this is our life.'