Susan shook Paul's hand, then Jon's, holding on to it â or so it seemed to me â a bit longer than necessary upon meeting someone for the first time. She glanced from Jon to Alison and said, âExcuse me for asking, but this isn't your first marriage, is it?'
Jon fumbled the bottle he was carrying, nearly dropping it, but he recovered quickly. âAh, no.'
Alison tripped across the carpet to join her husband, slipped an arm through his, squeezing tight, standing in we'll-get-through-this-together solidarity. âJon's first wife died more than a decade ago in a sailing accident.'
Susan cocked her head. âI'm seeing a B. Bonnie? Barbara? Bess?'
âBeth!' Alison bounced up and down on her toes. âJon's first wife was named Beth!'
âBeth.' Susan stood quietly for a few seconds. âBeth. That's right. I'm feeling . . . Oh, my gosh!' Susan's hand shot to the back of her head. âI'm feeling pain here.' She massaged the spot vigorously, then pressed her hand against her temple. âAnd here.' To Jon she said, âIs that significant?'
âI . . . I don't know,' he stammered, the scalp under his pale hair turning pink. â
Biding Thyme
washed up on the rocks near Stumpy Steps with her sails still set. Beth's body was never found. The River Dart can be unforgiving.'
Behind me, Janet clucked her tongue and muttered, âEvery year, the Dart takes a heart. That's what they say.'
A tremor shook Susan's body. She shrugged it off, then turned to face the rest of us, hands raised in apology. âPoof! Sorry. Gone.
Do
forgive me. It's sometimes hard to turn the voices off. That's why I plug myself into my iPod whenever I drive or walk the dog.'
âEver try a tinfoil hat?' Paul wondered aloud.
I found my husband's foot and mashed down on it, hard. âYou promised to behave,' I hissed.
Susan dissolved into peals of laughter. âHannah, your husband is a
hoot
!'
I shot said husband the evil eye. âOh, he's a laugh a minute, all right!'
âWell,' Janet announced from the doorway. âNow that we've got that all settled, I wonder if you'd like to move into the dining room. Dinner, as they say, is served.'
As I followed our hostess into the dining room, my stomach clenched. Alison Hamilton and I were supposed to be friends. But this was the first I'd heard of a previous Mrs Hamilton.
At my house, you're lucky to get a salad accompanying your casserole or one-skillet meal, but things were different at Horn Hill House. I'd just polished off my starter of smoked salmon and quail eggs and was buttering a fresh-baked roll, when the conversation took a hard right turn. Away from the Devon weather â if you don't like it, wait a few minutes â to something even more interesting than wondering about Jon's marital history.
âHow long have you known each other?' Paul asked Janet, his eyes ping-ponging between our hostess on his left and Susan Parker across the table.
Susan laid down her fish knife. âJanet, haven't you told them how we met?'
Janet blushed. âI didn't want to scare them off.'
Paul looked puzzled. âWhy would we be scared off?'
âIt's a long story.' Janet stood, pushed her chair back. As she circled the table collecting our empty plates she said, âWhy don't you tell them, Alan, while I go and fetch the main course.'
Like spectators at a tennis match, all heads swiveled obediently in Alan's direction. He squirmed in his chair.
Paul tipped his wine glass at our host. âYes, Alan. Do tell.'
Alan took a fortifying sip of a fine Sancerre. âIt goes back to when the twins were born,' he began.
I remembered that the twins, Samantha and Victoria, were around six years old and did the math. âSo, 2004?'
âYes, that's right. The girls were delivered at Torbay Hospital in Torquay and everything was fine until we brought them home.'
âThe girls were ill?'
âNo, no, the babies were fine,' Janet interjected from the kitchen. A second later she appeared carrying three fully loaded dinner plates, one in each hand, and a third balanced on her left forearm. âOnce we got the girls home, though, the strangest things began happening.' As Alan helped pass the dinner plates around, Janet continued. âIt was little things at first. After their two a. m. nursing, I'd put the girls down in their cots and go back to bed.'
âThey had separate cots,' Alan added. âThat'll be important later.'
âI'd just get back to sleep when Victoria would start to fuss. I'd ignore it, and then Samantha would chime in. So I'd go up, burp them, check their nappies, get them settled. Up and down, up and down, sometimes it seemed I was awake all night. Excuse me for a minute while I get the rest of your dinners.'
It sounded like new-motherhood-business-as-usual to me, but I figured Alan would get around to the âstrange' part eventually.
âJanet was breastfeeding, so by the end of the second week, she was exhausted,' Alan went on. âSo one night when they started fussing I told her, “They're fed, they're dry, ignore them. The girls will go to sleep eventually.” But she was a new mother, and worried over every little thing.'
âAs one should do,' Alison chimed in.
â
Exactly
as one should do,' echoed Janet, reappearing with the four remaining plates. She set one down in front of me and I nearly swooned: lamb with leeks and ginger. The aroma was intoxicating.
Janet reclaimed her seat at the head of the table, picked up her knife and fork and indicated that we should all do the same. âOne night, though, I was so tired that when Victoria started tuning up, I decided to stay in bed and see how long she'd cry. Five minutes? Ten? An hour? After three minutes Samantha had joined the chorus and I was crazy to get out of bed, but Alan held me back. “Do you hear that?” he asked me, and he started squeezing my arm. “What?” I snapped. “All I hear is babies screaming.”'
âWhat I heard was singing,' Alan explained.
Janet paused, a fork full of lamb halfway to her mouth. âI didn't hear anything, but after a minute or two Victoria stopped crying and seconds later, Samantha did, too.'
âSomebody was singing a lullaby, very softly,' Alan whispered. â“Sweet and low, sweet and low, wind of the western sea,”' he crooned in a gravelly baritone.
âThank you, Luciano!' Janet raised a hand, cutting her husband off before he could reach the second stanza. âI never heard the lullaby myself, regrettably, but soon enough, other weird things began to happen. Victoria's cuddly lamb would end up in Samantha's cot, and Sam's cuddly bear would be in Vicky's. I thought I was losing my mind. One day when I put the girls down for their nap, it was a little warm in the nursery, so I didn't swaddle them in blankets like I usually did. When I came back to check up on them, though, both the girls were tucked in. Alan was always so good with the girls that I accused him of doing it.'
Alan raised an honest-injun hand. âNot I.'
âHe didn't believe me at first.'
âQuite true. I'd read about post-partum depression and, just between us, I thought the old girl was losing her grip.'
Jon swiped at the strand of corn silk that insisted on flopping over his left eye no matter how many haircare products he used. âPost-partum depression has been known to cause hallucinations and delusions.'
âPerfectly true,' Alan agreed. âSo I arranged some little experiments. I'd leave their booties untied; they'd somehow get tied.'
âOne day I left Vicky's dummy on the dresser, and when I came back half an hour later, I found Vicky happily sucking on it,' Janet added.
âAnd every once in a while, late at night, I'd hear someone singing that lullaby again.' Alan picked up a bowl of oven-roasted potatoes, spooned a couple on to his plate, then passed the bowl to me. âWe came to the conclusion that our house was haunted, but it was such a gentle spirit that we started calling her the Child Minder.'
âRunner beans?' Janet asked, sending the vegetable bowl on a circuit around the table. âOne afternoon I mentioned the Child Minder to a friend at St Saviour's Church and right away, she introduced me to Susan.'
âI was new to the community, then,' Susan said, flushing modestly. âWord hadn't gotten around about my special gift. Believe it or not, I'm really rather shy!'
âNo walking up to strangers in the street?' I teased.
âExactly. That came later.'
âAnyway,' Janet continued, âthis friend suggested that Susan might be able to communicate with our spirit, find out why she was hanging around the house. Our dream was to open a bed and breakfast, but we didn't think a resident ghost would appeal to the kind of clientele we hoped to attract.'
âI'm not so sure about that,' Paul commented. âHorn Hill House could be a stop on the Haunted Dartmouth Tour.'
Alan frowned, Paul's lame joke falling flat. âWe really didn't think it would be good for business.'
At the other end of the table, Janet's head bobbed emphatically. âSo, to make a long story short, we invited Susan for tea without telling her anything about our “little problem”.' She drew quote marks in the air. âWe walked her all around the house. Ground floor, nothing. First floor â that's where Alan and I had our bedroom at the time â nothing. But when she got to the nursery!' Janet pressed a hand to her mouth, overcome with emotion, as if the day were happening all over again.
Susan laid a comforting hand on Janet's shoulder. âI'll take the story from here if you like.'
Janet nodded. I thought she was about to cry.
âAlmost immediately,' Susan began, âI sensed a strong female presence in the nursery. So I sat down in the rocking chair and waited. Gradually, the presence revealed herself. I got the impression of someone white-haired and fragile. She told me her name was Eleanor, and that she was there to look after the babies.'
âWe knew the history of the house,' Alan interrupted, âso I informed Susan that I was positive that in all its one hundred plus years, nobody by the name of Eleanor had ever lived here.'
Susan leaned forward. âAnd Eleanor must have been listening, because she spoke right up to explain. She told me that she came home from the hospital with the babies.'
Alison's eyes sparkled in the candlelight. âHow spooky!'
âWhen I asked her why she wanted to stay with the babies,' Susan continued, âEleanor told me that she was a widow. Her only daughter had died childless so she never had any grandbabies. When Samantha and Victoria were born, she simply decided to go home with them.'
âBut this is fascinating, Janet,' I said, turning to face our hostess. âWhy didn't you tell me about Eleanor the other day when I told you about meeting Susan in Foss Street?'
Janet flushed. âI didn't want to frighten you away, Hannah.'
âWhy would I have been frightened away?'
Janet stole a quick glance at her husband, then looked back to me. âBecause the room that you and Paul are staying in used to be the nursery.'
I have to admit that I felt a shiver begin at the base of my spine, but another fortifying sip of wine kept it at bay. âIs she still there?' I whispered.
âEleanor? No,' Susan answered. âEleanor explained that she worried when the mother â that would be you, Janet â let the poor babes go on crying for hours and hours.'
âTwo minutes!' Janet sputtered. âImagine being criticized by a ghost.'
Susan chuckled. âSpirits have their own timetables, dear. Anyway, after I explained that Janet was a good mother, and that recommended child-rearing techniques had changed a lot since her day, Eleanor agreed to go.'
âThen Susan lit a candle, waved some rosemary about, and that was that,' Alan added.
âWoo-woo.' Jon waggled his fingers.
Rather than take offense, Susan shot a benevolent smile in Jon's direction. âI probably shouldn't admit this, but I feel I'm in safe company. Lighting an aromatic candle and waving a bundle of herbs through the smoke doesn't actually
do
anything, Jon, but it makes the client feel good because it's something they can
see
. Mostly I simply reassure the spirit that all is well, pass on any messages the spirit may have for the living, and make sure they can both rest easy. Laying spirits to rest is one of the most popular segments of my television show.'
âI just
love
your show,' Alison gushed. âI'd
love
to attend some time.'
âAs a matter of fact,' Susan said, reaching down for her handbag, âI'll be taping a live broadcast at the Palace Theatre in Paignton on Wednesday night.'
âPaignton! That's just twenty miles from here!'
âIt's sold out, I'm afraid, but if you call this number . . .' She located her business cards and handed one across the table to Alison. âThere's always the possibility of a cancellation. Here's a card for you, too, Hannah,' Susan said, peeling another one from the pack.
The card was elegantly simple, printed on cream-colored stock:
Dead Reckoning
, website URL and telephone number, that's all. No crystal ball graphics, no freephone numbers to psychic hotlines.
âI'll call first thing in the morning!' Alison tucked the card into her pocket and patted it for security.
Paul leaned across the table. âSusan, I hope you don't think I'm being impertinent, but do you mind if I ask you a question? Do you have a code word?'
Susan paused in the act of returning her business cards to her handbag. âCode word?'