Going Off Script (31 page)

Richard and one of his many fancy cars.

Graduating from the University of Maryland at College Park. My parents are holding me up to help ease the pain of surgery.

With my first L.A. roommate, Justine. She was beautiful and reminded me of Charlize Theron.

My desk at AMG next to my friend Corey. Miserable assistants at work.

Oh, just a random invite to a famous musician’s room sometime around 2001.

With Colet and fake Weezer in Minnesota.

On the set of
Fashion Police
in 2011. And I have the balls to critique people’s outfits looking like this?