Diary of a Nerd King #2: The Complete 2nd Season - Episodes 1 to 8 (13 page)

We certainly need to get something up there that gets lots of attention because so far we’re not as good as we’d hoped.  Our first video only has about a thousand views which is nowhere near the millions of views we need to become YouTube millionaires.

We’ve gotta get more videos up pronto!  More vids, and funnier ones. 

For sure the farting videos are gonna be great, so once we get them up on YouTube, we should really see some massive views on our channel.  And the video of Tabi freaking out when she wakes up and sees the demon head is gonna be killer too! 

Hopefully that’ll start things really rolling for us.  It would’ve been nice if we’d heard back from Ray William Johnson, or the Shaytards, but so far they have got back to us.  I guess they’re just too busy to take the time to reply.

We came up with another awesome idea today too!  We’re going to put a joke in every video, probably at the beginning just like talk show hosts do when they start their show. 

That’ll be one more thing people will come back to see because they know they’ll be a new one in every video, just like the farting.

It’s actually not as easy as you might think to find lots of good jokes.  Luckily we’ll only need one or two per video, but it’s still hard to find really good ones. 

We also decided we weren’t using any dirty jokes, so that makes it even harder to find funny ones because it’s usually the dirty ones that are the funniest. 

YouTube has rules about dirty stuff and swearing, so we’re sticking with clean jokes because we  don’t want to do anything to get in trouble or kicked off YouTube.  That would be the end of us becoming YouTube millionaires REALLY fast. 

These are three we found that aren’t bad.  We might even use all 3 in the next video.  Maybe we’ll do them like those guys on TV do that tell bad jokes and then get their band to do the “ba dump bump bing” sounds to make the bad joke funny.

What did one eye say to the other eye? 

Something between us smells.

Why do hamburgers go to the gym?

To get better buns.

How do you get an alien baby to sleep?

You rock-et!

“Girl Fighters, Rockstars, and Submarines”

Season 2 – Episode 206

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Monday

Glee club starts tomorrow, and I’m kinda nervous about it because the word went around that Ms. Winsome is going to be evaluating everyone’s voice.

That means we’re all going to have to sing.

That means I’m going to have to sing!

That’s what I’m nervous about!

It’s kinda like when Ned Flanders on the Simpsons is SO embarrassed about being naked that he always wears a bathing suit when he’s taking a shower or bath. 

Now that’s pretty funny, and I really doubt wearing a bathing suit to Glee club is going to help me much.  In fact, I think it would only make the situation worse. 

If I’m embarrassed to have anyone hear me sing, it sure isn’t going to help matters if I’m the only one who shows up wearing a bathing suit!

That level of embarrassment might just scar me enough to make me walk around saying "Okally Dokally" and putting “Doo” on the end of other made-up words like “Diddly Diddly Doo.”  I can see it now.  Me, a young, messed up version of Ned Flanders!

I guess I’m just going to have to suck it up and get through it, but I’m really not looking forward to it.  Oh the things I do for love!  I hope Jordan appreciates it.

Mrs. Fizzerwinch had us do this assignment in English class today where she gave us the first half of a well-known proverb and we came up with the rest.  She didn’t tell us  what the original second half was until she had all of our answers back because she wanted to see what we came up with.

I have to hand it to her.  It was a pretty smart idea because the answers most kids gave were pretty funny.  Who would’ve thunk Mrs. Fizzerwinch was so smart! 

Once everyone was done and she’d collected all the answer sheets, Mrs. Fizzerwinch read some of the best answers kids came up with.

Better be safe than......................punch an 9th grader.  This one is funny because the real proverb is “Better be safe than sorry”.  Everyone can imagine how sorry you’d be if you walked up and punched a 9
^th
grader!

(I drew this fist doing a punch, and I really like it.  I think it looks wicked awesome!  But then I drew this other one too, and I’m not sure which one like better.)